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Posted: July 30, 2009 Filed under: Uncategorized 5 Comments »WES: Before you gave birth, did you worry about pooping in front of people during labor?
ME: No, I totally didn't worry about that.
WES: I worried about seeing you poop.
ME: No, you didn't.
WES: No, I really didn't. I worried about seeing you tear.
ME: What else did you worry about?
WES: I worried that you would be such a raging bitch for such a long time that I wouldn't be able to maintain a positive and supportive attitude.
ME: But really now, don't you worry about that in our daily lives anyway?
WES: Yes, but then eventually night comes. Luckily, there are only so many hours in the day.
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Who knew that night time could bring such relief? That is too funny!
I love the “Wes-isms” that you share. I swear Wes is a doppleganger to my husband in some things they think/say/nutty about clean sheets…
Somehow, this exchange seems like it should be in the form of a comic strip.
this totally cracked me up
Perfect! And for the record, I was worried about everything. Pooping, tearing, killing someone while I labored.