this (might be) goodbye
Posted: December 9, 2006 Filed under: Uncategorized 6 Comments »In my opinion, this morning’s lighter test means that I had some sort of mini-chemical pregnancy and it’s on the way out.
Wes, who says it is only slightly lighter than yesterday afternoon’s and totally equal to yesterday morning’s, wants to reserve judgment until this afternoon. He thinks perhaps my afternoon pee is just better than my morning. But he agrees that if this afternoon’s is also lighter, we need to ready ourselves for the end.
I am sorry to bring you all along for this roller coaster crap. But you asked. Scanning to commence this evening.
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OK. In totally other news – GOOD news!
Wes is going to be on TV tomorrow morning!
We are both awake at this ungodly weekend hour not only to argue about the lightness of peesticks, but also to watch the local morning news show upon which Wes will be appearing tomorrow to give Holiday Pet Tips. Yes. My husband is now a Pet EXPERT who can be interviewed for ideas about the holidays. This is really a thinly veiled marketing ploy (thanks to his PR friend for the idea) for his new pet bed business! He will be showing his wares to thousands of people! He is petrified of being on TV. I am petrified that our holidays are going to be a blur of orders and we are going to spend the next weeks in the storage locker packaging dog beds and throw pillows. But seriously – this is AMAZING for his company (website coming soon). If you are awake at 7:15 and live in the metropolitan NYC area, tune in to ABC (7) tomorrow morning.
Yay! I’m so excited for Wes! You better tape it so I can see it too. You guys are totally going to get flooded with orders.
(saving all thoughts about pee sticks for later)
morning pee is never good for anything.
& KICK ASS awesome for Wes!
Can you take a picture of him on tv?
what??? no fucking way. i got up early for this? just kidding about that. i’m reserving judgement until later. thank goodness your later comes sooner than it does here. let’s see some sticks. fuckin’ a i was getting way excited for you. standing by for a p.m. pee.
You need to get Wes on TV onto Youtube so that Melissa and I might watch. Given your father’s fondness for gadgets, I assume you must have some kind of digital recorder. I mean it. I want to see this.
And my fingers are crossed for better afternoon pee. Which might just be the oddest thing I’ve ever written.
you know, they always say first morning urine has the highest concentration, blah blah blah. but as an expert pee-on-a-sticker, my first pee of the day always made a lighter line on the stick. of course, i always fretted i was about to have a miscarriage and would continue obsessively peeing on sticks until all the grocery and drug stores in my town were cleaned out. can’t wait to see what the digital says.
um, I know there is important peeing business going on here, and I am REALLY rooting for you guys.
But- is Gertie going to be on tv too? We will likely be up and we will be watching! Can’t wait.