cursed

My birthday is tomorrow.

Our A/C conked out late last night after a three day heat wave (gee… should I not have insisted that it keep me cooled to 70 degrees at all times – I swear, the Clomid made me do it! Or the HCG! Whatever it is – I have been HOT for weeks and Wes is constantly freezing in our home but one good glare shuts him right up).

The A/C died last year, too. Just in time for my birthday.

I really want to move. And I don’t think I will ever again be so gung ho for central A/C. I want thru-the-wall units in each room so we can save on energy costs and so that if one conks out, I can go sleep in another room. I hate being hot. I put in my time from birth to age 14 in Phoenix, AZ, dammit, and I am DONE with hot. And I hate humidity. This time of year in NYC makes me crazy. The heat wave is over – it’s only hitting 85 today – but I am still so damn hot. I am so hot. I am so hot that I am going to go spend inordinate amounts of time at the mall with my mother-in-law. Dammit.

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12 Comments on “cursed”

  1. Kate in Iowa says:

    Crappity crap crap crap, Bri. Cool off anyway you can.
    And happy early bday.

  2. j says:

    The Mall? Ick. But it is cool there. Might I perhaps suggest a good big movie theater where you can like, buy one ticket and then movie hop all afternoon??

  3. bri says:

    see: my fear of authority
    I have never movie-hopped in my entire life. Sad but true.

  4. Lazygal says:

    Wow. 70? I’m with Wes on that one – we keep the office a/c at 76-78!
    I still think you should try the Big Mall near me: tons of places to sit, eat, shop (plus movies). You could spend an easy day here… although we’re experiencing the same heat ya’ll are Down South ; )

  5. debbie says:

    You ARE hot!
    My AC conked out yesterday and hubby fixed it today

  6. WisdomWeasel says:

    Never mind central AC, I want a central vacuum cleaner system. In my mind, its one step closer to human sized pneumatic tube travel.

  7. Cali says:

    wait- you have never movie-hopped? Man.
    A trick I learned from some random tv show to cool down quick:
    pour cool water on the inside of your wrists.

  8. mactechwitch says:

    This is too much. I rememeber when this happened last year!
    I have a spare bedroom and small bath on my ground floor. You and Wes are wecome to it. It is air-conditioned.
    Happy Birthday.
    I have an iTunes gift card for you.

  9. bri says:

    Thanks, mactechwitch!! By the way, we have decided to go to the movie sans party tomorrow – it will just be me and Wes and the kid and the mother-in-law and my sister. You are welcome to come if you like – we’ll be there around 7:30 or so. Anyone else who wants to is also welcome – I’ll post more details tomorrow. I just couldn’t, in good faith, have a party so small that the main event would be getting your ear talked-off by my (extremely lovely and wonderful but talkative) mom-in-law. I could just imagine the Mondales looking horrified and trying to escape the whole time.

  10. Mermaidgrrrl says:

    The increased progesterone is making me cook from the inside out. That’s as good an excuse as any for your air-con addiction!

  11. Bill says:

    By the way, we have decided to go to the movie sans party tomorrow – it will just be me and Wes and the kid and the mother-in-law and my sister.
    Does that mean I should stop watching the mail for my plane ticket?

  12. bri says:

    Sorry, Bill, love. It’s all we can do to keep the kid in Armani. We’ve got not a lot to spare. Miss you.

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