two things you might not guess about me

1. I really, really LOVE Star Trek: The Next Generation. Like, I love it so much that I have started developing fantasies about owning the entire series. I aspire to that and think about it every day. And while this idea of ownership is new, my love for TNG has been around since college – that whole crowd of boys, the ones who were at that party recently where I had slept with everyone, you know? Yeah, those boys introduced me to it back when I would lose countless hours sitting in their living room and everyone but me was on some drug or other and we would watchy trippy things and whig out over the way they were blowing our minds. I miss those days. Also, I would totally sleep with C*ptain Picard. I am almost as hot for him as I am for Sting (d’ya think Picard can do T*ntric sex?)

2. While I loved "Lazy Sunday" (that Saturday Night Live Narnia/Magnolia Cupcake rap thing that was going around the Internet a few weeks ago) (and which my husband loved SO much that he bought it on iTunes)), I love THIS just about as much, if not more. Something about N*talie P*rtman screaming, "Suck my d*ck!" just tickles me. Also, she is hot with short hair.
Go see it now because I tried to link "Lazy Sunday" and it’s gone from youtube – NBC issued a Cease and Desist, those dumb dumbs. Didn’t they know that was the best publicity SNL had gotten in 20 years??